Obamacare! Gay marriage! Legalizing drugs! I’m moving to Canada to get away from all of this shit!
Umm… guys, I think there’s some stuff about Canada we need to talk about.
Stand at the border and send back pictures or their reactions upon arrival.
Canada’s gonna build a wall.
Sorry, Canada doesn’t want you :)
Canadians, we’re looking at you Time to have “the talk” with these Americans